zeldathemes
AndJunkInc.
An accumulation of junk, mostly of the Superwholock variety and anything that I find funny or enjoyable.
My life goals include making enough money to go to Comic Con every year and meeting Misha Collins. (plus some other important stuff)
I literally talk to anyone who talks to me like literally, so feel free to do so.
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listoflifehacks:

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thedrunkenenigma:

gelopanda:

sydneychante:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

Don’t you just love this?

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS OMFG

He dresses better than I do

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

7ashiish:

fracturedribcage:

thecelestialchild:

theblackrising:

helloptate:

imlightskintho:

Yes!! If white people want to use the tag this is how they should do it.

LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE DOING IT RIGHT! 👏👏👏👏👏



THANK YOU.

YASS BECKY

becky is the bae

7ashiish:

fracturedribcage:

thecelestialchild:

theblackrising:

helloptate:

imlightskintho:

Yes!! If white people want to use the tag this is how they should do it.

LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE DOING IT RIGHT! 👏👏👏👏👏

THANK YOU.

YASS BECKY

becky is the bae

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

ethanwearsprada:

tumblr.

roxxieyo:

Never forget

lightspeedsound:

pmon3y69:

antifascistaction:

otipemsiw:

basedheisenberg:

Neo-Nazis get their shit pushed in by native american grandmothers, who then capture their flag, take selfies with it, and then burn it.
Neo Nazi status: Wrekt.

Fav 4ever

You will never be as cool as these grandmothers.

literally the most punk rock thing on my dash ever. Nazi Punks fuck off

literally these grannies will beat out every single white dudebro in a game of CAPTURE THE FLAG

lightspeedsound:

pmon3y69:

antifascistaction:

otipemsiw:

basedheisenberg:

Neo-Nazis get their shit pushed in by native american grandmothers, who then capture their flag, take selfies with it, and then burn it.

Neo Nazi status: Wrekt.

Fav 4ever

You will never be as cool as these grandmothers.

literally the most punk rock thing on my dash ever. Nazi Punks fuck off

literally these grannies will beat out every single white dudebro in a game of CAPTURE THE FLAG

plays

ruinedchildhood:

If Michael Bay Directed Pixar’s ‘UP’

hoechlinth:

I just wanna shake the hand of whoever came up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. Not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, I’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than I ever dreamed possible. 

metal-rider:

Matt Smith: mortal enemy of costume and prop departments the world over

owning-my-truth:

aka14kgold:

It IS illegal.
So’s murder and hate crimes, and they’ll get away with all of it.

Don’t even need armed vigilantes wearing hoods like the KKK when you got the Ferguson PD with their shades and no name tags. God bless AmeriKKKa. 

owning-my-truth:

aka14kgold:

It IS illegal.

So’s murder and hate crimes, and they’ll get away with all of it.

Don’t even need armed vigilantes wearing hoods like the KKK when you got the Ferguson PD with their shades and no name tags. God bless AmeriKKKa.